So, I had this strange dream last night and we all know that I like to reveal my dreams on my blog for reasons unknown.
In my dream I had a child that rapidly grew and I was Superman. I had all the Superman powers only I was female and me. Anyway, Lex Luthor was the parent of my child and the baby girl started out as a baby, but rapidly began to grow into a toddler. It was all very strange because the whole time in the dream, the little girl felt like she was really mine and I woke up feeling like I was missing something. It took me moments to realize that I did not have a child and I was not Superman and Lex Luthor was not the father of my non-existant child.
I always find it very disconcerning when I wake up with the same emotions I had in my dream. Now I really wish I could fly though.
I've always assumed that all women dream of being pregnant or having children, but then I thought that maybe I was wrong, maybe I'm just a strange dream weirdo.
In conclusion, I've learned that it is not the best idea to watch TV right before I go to bed because I will then dream about tv.
Anthon as Homer
3 years ago
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I've only had one dream about being pregnant, and absolutely none about having a child. In the dream I was me at my age (which is rare in my dreams) and I was pregnant and I was sitting there going...how did this happen!? I didn't have sex, who's the father? What's going on? It was very confusing being a pregnant teenager and not knowing how it happened...ha ha, good times. But the funniest dreams are where someone you know does something mean, and you're mad at them the next day because of it.
The thing that really sucks about pregnancy dreams is (if you're me) things in your dreams hurt and even in a dream giving birth is no picnic.
If you ask Matt to shave his head after this, I'm telling.
What's wrong with finding Lex Luther sexy? I mean, who doesn't?
Lex Luthor is very hot (the Michael Rossenbaum variety, not so much the Kevin Spacy/Gene Hackman variety). He has got all that dark and sinister energy that boosts his sexy points.
But, I think I would go for Superman over Lex Luthor any day. Maybe I should ask Matt to wear blue tights...
And Goddess, it is very unfortunate that your dream births are painful. My dream births are fantastic. The baby is just suddenly out with no pain and no yuckiness. Did you know that babies come out wearing clothes?
I am SO proud to admit that I have NEVER had dream births. And I never will. EVER! Because I'm ending my life at the end of the week. No Playstation and no food make Mikey go crazy.
Ok, now, can we change the subject? Perhaps we could talk about me?
Or Playstation?
Or Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii?
Mike, you should get a Wii. The Wii-mote looks like it might be kind of fun, and seems tailor-made for a spaz like you :) If you played Zelda you'd probably give Link tendonitis or Tennis Elbow...ehh....Sword Elbow? Hmm...think about it...
Not to mention you'll actually be able to FIND one. PS3 = impossible this round.
Having said that, especially using the word "impossible," I know you're just going to re-determine yourself to getting one. However, now that I've said that, maybe you won't. Anyway, get a Wii. I think Nintendo should get some recognition for making the more-affordable console with some innovation instead of just building a bigger better same thing.
Mike, good luck with that death thing. Hope it works out for you. And Justin, yeah about that Nintendo thing. And Bexy, if they had cute clothes on when they came out that would save a lot of money and be cool.
Wouldn't the clothes be like...gooey...and sticky...and...well...painful? I might not know what I'm talking about here, but logic would...well...nevermind. And shoes even? *shudder*
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