My older and devilishly handsome brother Mike is leaving for San Francisco. He is moving and leaving us all for a better life! So, this is my tribute to him!
*Holds up a Goldfish*
We will miss you Mike!
If you would also like to tribute Mike, I would do so now.
Anthon as Homer
3 years ago
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So the goldfish thing...that was supposed to be...comedic, right? Mike was a good brother, he died on a Saturday afternoon under perilous circumstances. We will all miss him dearly. Here's to Mike, our beloved lost brother, son, and friend. He was the best of us all.
So...he's dead? Does that mean I get his car? I mean, he promised.
Well, if he doesn't defend himself, we will declare him dead and flush the goldfish.
You might get part of his car, "Goddess"....like, the front end of the bumper as it slams into you at 850 mph!!!
Goldfish eh? Well, you might get to flush the goldfish....like, the front end of the goldfish as it slams into you at 850 mph!!!
Perilous circumstances eh? Well, you might get to experience those...AS THEY SLAM INTO YOU AT 850 MPH!!!
Oh look! Let's play frisbee....OVER ZERE VHERE VE VILL MET YOU INTO FLUID!!! *stomp stomp stomp*
*raises glass of apple juice* Here is to Mike. Whom i know know through only small talk and a vague fish refrence. May you rest well in the land of California.
Justin...don't make me kick you in the face again. I don't care how many bruises your face gives my legs...it will be worth it.
If you got bruised then your legs are weak, for my face is un-bruised!!
And stop talking to me directly like you are a vampire and
This post is about Mike.
MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKKEE!!!!
Yep, he's leaving. We know each other. Friend of a friend of an enemy thing.
So long and farewell, roomie.
It will be weird not having someone lurking downstairs, listening to my conversations.
I will miss your rent payments.
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