So, to go along with my new job, I got the awesome opportunity to get a drug test. I'm not really sure why I must be off drugs in order to write manuals for dental software. If you think about it, most dentists are probably on drugs because of all that access to it. So, it isn't as if they are going to know what I am writing about anyway. Plus, there is aparently only one place in the valley that is doing drug testing. I was told to get there early so that I could beat the rush. I think I got there too early because they weren't ready for people yet when I got there. Oh well. Here's hoping I pass the test. *crosses fingers*
Luckily, Seinfeld has taught me well and I avoided any and all poppyseed muffins before taking my drug test. What would I do without Seinfeld? TV has done so much for me.
Anthon as Homer
3 years ago
4 comments:
Consider the Luck wished, my friend!
Back to you Becky.
Be safe Mike! And why do you take fish oil? Are you trying to lose weight? Because that seems strange if you are! I didn't even know that you knew how to boat. That is just creepy!
Boats killed my father, and devoured my mother! And impregnated my aunt! And voted against my uncle for city congress! And took my lunch money! And threw my own Zuka Juice on me!
Oh wait, that last one was Mike, not a boat...or a Mike IN a boat!!!
People don't kill people, boats do. You go home, turn on the tv, make a little dinner, smother your kid. Do us all a favor, don't smother your kids.
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