Wednesday, January 03, 2007

Doesn't He See the Shiny Thing?

Currently waiting for something shiny. If you see something shiny that looks like it is mine, let me know because I've been expecting it.

*looks around*

Nope, nothing shiny there.

*sigh*

29 comments:

Goddess said...

I told you, I'm not giving you those pants back.

Mc said...

I find something.


Shiney.

Oh, wait. You want Shiny.

Sorry, that's top secret.

Becky said...

Tease!

Sarah said...

Found it! It's on your finger, check the left hand... Do I get a prize?!

Goddess said...

Wait! Has it been found?

Becky said...

I called you last night Lisa, you should have answered! Post on details is forthcoming.

Goddess said...

By the way, now that you're a soon to be Kimball, I really think you should start going by Rebecca. It sounds better.

Mc said...

/Agreed

Becky said...

Lame! Rebecca is a lame name! I am soooo not a Rebecca. I'm a Becky. Rebecca Kimball does sound better though. Darn Matt and his weird last name! At least I am dropping three letters from my last name.

Sigma said...

That's what the preemptive congratulatory post was for earlier. ;)
Congrats.
And now, I slip back into the shadows, BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

Marie said...

D E R I N G T O N
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9

K I M B A L L
1 2 3 4 5 6 7

Dropping 2 letters Bec. Don't short-change yourself....2.

Thirdmango said...

Congrats!

Sarah said...

Yuck, what happened to that "This is my last post" gloriousness? I swear a chorus of angels sang... EW! You are SO not a Rebecca, and if you ever decide to go by it (like Jake with that lame-o Jacob crap) I will refuse you the thrown and live...forever! Becky Kimball...weird, you'll always be a Derington in my eyes Baby.

Goddess said...

Well, you could also just drop about 6 years and become a Becca. Unfortunately, even Becca sounds better with Kimball.

Justin said...

I invented pants!!

Mc said...

Justin only says that because he hasn't been wearing ANY pants for the past week. He discovered that he had a pair and put them on only to claim he invented them.

Anyway. I say go with BecKimball. That way you just have one name. BecKimball. Easy AND fun!

Justin said...

Not to mention cooler than any of the names you have ever had, or have now, or will ever have.

Becky said...

I most certainly will not go by just one name! I'm not Madonna or Marie. Becky Kimball will just have to stick because that is what I will be.

And thank goodness Justin finally found some pants!

TheMattFace said...

Maybe things would be a little more pleasing to the ear if I changed MY last name. Any suggestions?

Goddess said...

What is your last name right now?

And I kinda think Mike's on the right track, but you should smush the names to Becki Mball. Perfect.

TheMattFace said...

I don't know how I feel about such combining of names. Beckimball sounds like some sort of new-age sport that can only be seen by watching "ESPN3" or maybe "The Gameshow Network". Unless I decide to change my name to Max Power, I think I'll just stay with Kimball.

Becky said...

Stay with Kimball, it is well and good.

Sarah said...

Change your last name to Crap Bag!! And then BEcky will change hers to Princess Consuela Banana Hammock! It will be a match made in heaven! Imagine yourself in the temple and the dude saying those names...incredible... Do it now!

Goddess said...

I'm a fan of Caesar myself.

Mc said...

The sport of Beckim Ball is one of finnesse, deception, and outright ludicracy. Generally a child must be born with an innate talent for the sport or the parents must pay lots of money and enroll the child at an elite Beckim Ball school for said person to ever become an accomplished player. Albeit, not many countries actively promote Beckim Ball, many secret orginaztions will utilize the sport to weed out those who will succeed from those who are, frankly, losers.

Beckim Ball dates back nearly 10 years ago when I was about of age to pretend to invent said sport. The national affiliates have denied ESPN and all other major broadcast corporations the privellege to cover and televise the game, claiming that the annoying announcers would only bring shame to the delicate poise required in the strategy of opponent domination. Strangely, though, minutes are kept of each game. Even more strangely, those minutes are often manipulated and never truly represent the exact outcome of the game due to the jealous nature of the players in strictly guarding their coveted strategies.

Beckim Ball is not for little children or persons with a history of heart or liver disease. If you are nursing or pregnant, do not participate in, watch a game of, or think about Beckim Ball because such activities will be harmful to your born or unborn offspring. Do not ingest Beckim Ball. If Beckim Ball is 'accidentally' ingested, please consult a mortician immediately.

Creators of Beckim Ball will not be held liable for any injury or illness that occurs from affiliation with aforementioned sport.

Beckim Ball is copywrited, trademarked, and patented by the Creators of Beckim Ball. Full legal force will be taken in litigating any offenders of Beckim Ball statutes.

Want to support Beckim Ball? Email redurb@hotmail.com with your support today!!

Becky said...

Beckim Ball sounds fun and or dangerous! I think Norm should play. He is good at kicking things at other people's head! I could not play Beckim Ball because I would have an asthma attack and die and therefore make the sport extinct or historic, depending on whether I have to be alive for the sport to exist. Thanks for the elaborate new sport update!

Justin said...

I invented Beckim Ball!!!

And...the PANTS you wear whilst playing Beckim Ball!!

ALL YOUR MONEY ARE BELONG TO ME!!

And holy crap, I think Matt just posted!! I've never seen that before! Hey Matt, go check out MY blog, it's cooler than your fiancée's!! Click on it here!

Becky said...

Your blog is a shanty excuse for a blog! Your space between posts is astronomical and I can hardly ever view the vids you post! Oh, and stop trying to steal my fiance from me! He is my blog viewer and you can't have him, even if you did invent pants (thanks for that by the way)!

Justin said...

Ungrateful! Just think where you would be without pants! Your fiance would be wearing a toga or a kilt! Ok, that might not bother you, but so would Michael Moore, and Will Ferrell (ok, he'd probably just wear a thong), and Abe Vigoda!

And my blog posts are starting to become more regular. In fact, I'm going to do one later today.

And if you can't watch the videos I post, it's not my fault, you should just decide not to have crappy internet.

And you said you'd bake us a cake!