Wednesday, September 13, 2006

Murder Mystery

So, I'm planning a Halloween Party, because that is what I do. I've decided to make my Halloween party a murder mystery. But, in order to do this I need people to be my cast members for the murder mystery as all the rest of my guests attempt to know who done it. So, I guess I have two questions for my lovely blog viewers who live in Utah. (all those who read this blog and live in Utah will of course be invited.)

1. Would any of you be willing to be my cast members for my murder mystery?
2. Do you think that people would come out to Eagle Mountain to my parent's house for a party if I held it there?

It is a good mystery and I think it would be fun for all involved. The parents have a bigger house and that is why I am considering having it there. Well, if there are no comments on this post, then I will assume that everyone hates me, murder mysteries, and Halloween.

43 comments:

Marie said...

You are going to cheat on the Party House??!!

My house is the Party House!

Eagle Mountain sucks!

Becky said...

One vote for no to Eagle Mountain. Thanks for the feedback. Marie hates neither me nor Halloween.

Sarah said...

I hate cursive and I hate all of you! I'm never coming back to school, NEVER!

Becky said...

One vote for no cursive, dually noted.

Justin said...

For once I'm going to have to agree with Sarah. Cursive sucks.

As for Halloween, I'm not sure if I'm in the "any of you" category, but it sounds like a nice idea. And Eagle Mountain is alright...but Marie's party house is better, both for distance and the fact that there isn't a slobbering animal that always wants me to throw some slimey rubber toy.

Sigma said...

Halloween: The time when families come together over a sacrificial GOAT. *Sigh* Ah, the memories...
I agree with Ju$+!|\|, good idea. I suggest an abandoned building of some sort. Maybe even Makau? That's always nice and creepy at night. Lotsa' shadows. WELL! I'm off. Happy Hala-muh-ween.

Redurb said...

I'll be a cast member! I'm an actor! I can even buy my own costume! I can be UPS delivery man and delivery the secret murder weapon!

Justin said...

You're hired Redurb, but it had better be there within 7 to 10 business days or so help me!!!!! You'll be delivering packages in a whole new world of hurt!!

Oh, and has my package arrived yet? Look under "B" for "Ballistic Missile"....or maybe under "W" for "WMD." Yeah, some of my friends think it's cool to stockpile VX nerve gas.

Sigma said...

Justin, if YOU'RE friends blew up a bridge, would YOU blow up a bridge?

Justin said...

I guess if you removed the word "IF" from that sentence, changed all the verbs to past tense, and added at the end the phrase "BLOOD EXPLOSION EXTRAORDINAIRE!!!" you'd be right on.

Sarah said...

I say we explode Justin...just to see what kind of filling he has.

Justin said...

They talk about me in the chatty rooms?

Becky said...

I hope it is a cream filling because yum!

Justin said...

*suspicious eyebrow* Umm....Becky? Just refresh my memory...vampire, yes or no?

*runs and hides*

Becky said...

Always yes.

Goddess said...

First of all, I'd love to be a character, Becky. I'll be "Lady Not Appearing in This Party". Secondly, Josh, it's been so long since you've been to the Eagle Mountain house, I really don't think you get a vote anymore. Sarah, yes, cursive has always been dumb and doesn't even look pretty when done by most people. Marie, she probably just doesn't want to have to clean the party house afterwards. It's not you, it's her. Finally, Justin, you talk too much.

Justin said...

Your FACE talks to much! Or your MOM! Or your MOM'S FACE!!! MEH!!


....I made myself sad.

Redurb said...

Wait, did I just get called Josh? Or was it the other guy? I demand a recount! The chad was hanging. HANGING I tell you!

Justin said...

Allow me to clarify this mathematically.

Josh = Sigma

Josh does not = Redurb

_]รป$+!|\| = neither Sigma nor Redurb

Goddess = One of becky's friends, probably that one with the hair.

And now, the get up noise.

Goddess said...

For once, Justin's talking makes sense.

Becky said...

It is a miracle! I thought that he would never make sense.

Justin said...

POST 22!!

Justin said...

Oh and don't worry, I called Satan and he reports a good 9 inches of freshly-fallen powder....that lasted for about 1/100000th of a second before flash-evaporating into burning steam and searing his horn-hair off. He says I need to include less sense in what I say. So, here goes:

Sticking with the math stuff:

Sarah = Eggplant + Pink + Disulfide Bond - Scarlet O'Hara.

...there, that ought to keep that pointy-tailed punk off my back...

Oh, and Becks, thanks for bringing by that thing...you know which one...it has sides....and also edges.

Becky said...

Sides AND edges? You must have gotten the wrong thing because the thing that I brought by had ONLY edges. It's a trap!

Justin said...

Correction. It had two sides. You see, life is like a box of chocolates--you never know what you're gonna get. Your life however is more like a box of ACTIVE GRENADES!!!!

Sarah said...

Live hand grenades Justin, LIVE! Gosh, I can't believe you misquoted. Oh and don't you dare minus the scarlett O'Hara out of me, I will come at you like a spider monkey!

Sigma said...

"Scarlet O'Monkey"...Hmmm. Nice ring. And yeah Justin! You can't misquote Stewie!! Sacrilege!

Justin said...

Sarah, go watch the episode.

Misquote, my butt.

Becky said...

It is official! This post officially has the most replies on it! Congratulations to me and my stellar posting abilities. Or to Justin who seems to personally post more than anyone else on the blog. *hands posting award to Justin complete with sparkles and pom poms*

Sarah said...

*Remote detonates Justin's posting award* MWAHAHAHAHA!!

Redurb said...

Bucky! Captian Bucky O'Hare! Remember that cartoon? I think someone should go as a character from that cartoon. Do it! Do it now! Remember what the original post was about! Oh, and lets memrge the fact that I will be in Utah for over a week in December so...lets have a Christmas party, K? If you plan one then I'll buy some nice gifts. FOR EVERYONE! A girlfriend for Justin

Sigma said...

They're overrated...

Justin said...

None for me thanks, I've caught my limit. Now, slaves, I can never get enough of. Who would like to join my slavery program?....
....


.....
.......You'll get college credit...
...

......

...no one? Hmm...so shoot...what else, what else...

Justin said...

POST 34!! Oh, and 33 belongs to be too. BOOYA!

Justin said...

Doh, sorry Beckster but I'm going to have to cancel on your party :( I'm going to be out of town from Oct 25th to 29th, so I won't be able to come :( Hope you can find another ultimate killingyouguy replacement. Ask Jake! ;)

Becky said...

I gave you a month and a half advanced notice! This is terrible! Oh well, I will just have to find someone else to fill your extra large shoes.

Mike, of course we will have a party in December. We will call it "Christmas" and it will be in your honor and there will be gifts and a pine tree. And heck, maybe we'll even put little glass balls on the tree and hope that Jade eats them.

Goddess said...

That's not a very nice thing to say about your roommate, Beck.

Becky said...

I want my roomate to eat glass balls, is that so aweful? I submit that it is not!

Goddess said...

Aweful, no it is not. Might be just a little awful though.

Justin said...

POST 40!!!! NEW RECORD!!

Anyway, need a roomate killed? Ask a Ninja! They've got more ways to kill a roommate than you can shake a stick at! Go on, grab a stick and try to shake it at all of the ways!! YOU WON'T BE ABLE TOO!!!

Oh, and kangaroo mice are SO CUTE!!

Redurb said...

MORE COMMENTS!

http://www.myspace.com/redurb

Becky said...

HEY! You can't advertise for YOUR blog on MY blog! That is just wrong! You are trying to steal my blog viewers aren't you? That is just wrong! I worked long and hard at being funny to get these blog veiwers and I'll be darned if I let you take them from me! Oh, you'll see, oh yes you will!

Justin said...

Hey, cool blog Redurb!

What was that, Becky?