Friday the 13th

It is Friday the 13th. I couldn't just let that slide by without leaving some words of frightening wisdom.
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Don't walk in alleys alone and in stellettos you will get attacked and not be able to run.
Don't open the door if you hear weird or scary noises coming from the other side.
Don't answer the phone if someone has already called and asked you what your favorite scary movie is.
The doggy door is not an escape route, don't use it, you are people, they make bigger doors for you.
Don't hold a loaded gun if you don't know how to use it.
If a stranger offers you candy, jump in the car with him and eat the candy; cuz free candy!
Always lock your doors before leaving the house, but don't lock your keys inside because then you will be locked out.
If someone asks you to watch a movie that will kill you seven days later, don't.
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That is all I have for today, but if you would like to add your own insights, please feel free. We all might ignore you or shun you, but feel free to comment.
Happy Friday the 13th!
Stay Safe!