Nicole: Mom, you are making me have a rough day.
Me: Oh yeah? I'm sorry. What can I do to make it better?
Nicole: Be a good mommy.
Me: Nicole, don't pick your nose.
(Nicole covers her face so I can't see her pick her nose)
Me: Nicole, do not pick your nose, you are going to make it bleed.
Nicole: No! Go away and leave me alone!
The attitude is already starting.
Nicole: Mommy, I'm going to make you a sandwich (with crackers and cheese).
Me: Oh, thank you.
Nicole: I have all the right ingredients.
Umm... when did she learn the word 'ingredient'?
3 comments:
Probably from her chef mommy. :)
That Nicoley is a sasparilla. And holy cow her hair is long! How do you tame that mane?
I love kid quotes! Where do they come up with this stuff? Who made them so adorable?
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